Source: Girls’ Night Out, by Chloe Atkins
one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
remember when they were trying to come up with a term like sapphic but for little gay boys and one of the options was sivanian after troye sivan
tried explaining skam to friend who became gay during quarantine and it’s like a different world sorry we didn’t have heartstopper sorry we watched this european web show that aired little clips at different times throughout the week and we’d wait for the tumblr to post subtitles and it was the same story set in different countries and yeah it was good it was really good man
tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE
“No Shoes On In Bed” Fig. 1, 2 & 3
Intaglio with Chine Cólle variations
kids these days don’t know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they’ll never understand
If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram “Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay.” It would be at her doorstep in two hours.
the point of horror is wet wet sticky wet disgusting wet sex sex sex cum wet yucky sex sex vampire bat sex sex meat werewolf vampire sex werewolf creature creature cum sex wet sticky raw meat
alright gays whadaya got?
a job
good relationship with father
neurotypical brain
ability to top
drivers licence
2/5
3/5
4/5
all of them
based on that infamous post, y’know the one
sculpture by Yves Pires














